Hail Flame Hair, Consumer of Modern Desserts!
Grant us your alchemy of dough and desire,
Sprinkle us with blessings even as this donut is adorned
With multi-colored sugary goodness.
Dip us in the sweet heat of the moment,
Allow us to savor life even as you savor this goodie.
Hail Silver Tongue, may this edible monstrosity grace your tastebuds,
May it provide complete satiation for your infinite appetites.
Please accept this crisp and creamy offering as a token of our devotion.